Why do people think the miracle of life {aka pregnancy} gives them the excuse to say whatever it is that enters their mind? It's like the sight of a baby bump removes any filter that once existed {if one ever existed in the first place}. Hey, just because I have gained some poundage and am now wearing an elastic waistband on a daily basis does not mean I need to hear how big I look. I get it. I know. Trust me. And if I didn't, I have to weigh in on a weekly basis like I'm on Biggest Loser to confirm it. Hey people- I'm growing another human life here, give me a break! Just to prove my point, here are actual comments made by actual people in the past few months- enjoy!
"So I guess twins run in your family..."
-2 different grown adults on 2 different occasions
"Wow, that baby must be coming any day now!"
{Me: "If by any day now you mean 5 weeks, then yes."}
-Neighbor walking his dog
"You havin a baby? I can see your lil' pudge."
-Rosa's cashier
"Something is different about you....you look...rounder."
-7th grade student
"Are you sure, I mean about the twins, that they don't run in your family?
Because you look like you're having twins"
-Same person as above, different day
"Girl when are you due because you have GROWN, like really grown overnight.
It has to be soon, right?"
-Co-worker
And my personal favorite after touching my belly...
"Haha fat."
-3rd grade student
I'm proud of this baby bump! if ya got it, flaunt it! And I apparently got it!